Jessica Fulk’s Late-Night Rant: Kansas Voters Just Flipped My Real Estate World Upside Down

Alright, listen up. It’s Jessica Fulk here, and we need to talk about this Kansas election madness.

Neighborhoods on a Rollercoaster Ride

First off, let’s chat about Roanoke. Quiet little spot, right? Well, with these new folks in office, who knows? We might see changes that’ll have people fighting over houses there like it’s Black Friday at Walmart. And oh boy, Westport. You know, where do you go for dinner and somehow end up doing karaoke at 2 AM? Yeah, that place. These election results might shake things up there. Good? Bad? I’m as clueless as a tourist at a Chiefs game.

Artsy Fartsy and Fancy Pants Areas

Now, let’s talk Crossroads Arts District. All those hipster joints might be in for a wild ride. New policies could mean more art stuff, which could mean more people wanting to live there, which could mean… higher prices. Lower? I don’t know. I’m a realtor, not a fortune teller. And then there’s Quality Hill. Quality politics? Ha! But seriously, this area might see some changes that’ll have investors either popping champagne or crying into their beer.

What’s a Poor Realtor to Do?

Look, here’s the deal. These election results? They’re like a tornado hitting the Kansas real estate market. Some houses are gonna end up in Oz, some are gonna be right where we left them, and some… well, some might just land on a witch. Good witch, bad witch, who knows? If you’re thinking of buying, selling, or just want to hear me rant more about how politics is messing with my job, give me a call. I’ll be here, trying to make sense of it all while mainlining coffee and obsessively checking poll numbers. Just remember, in Kansas real estate, the only constant is change. And maybe property taxes. Those seem pretty darn constant too. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to go redraw all my neighborhood maps. And maybe find a good therapist. Elections, man. They’ll get you every time.